Pardon My French

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

There is a girl that crosses her legs, manicured fingers intertwined carefully on her lap.
her pearls give you filthy notions, and her green eyes glitter with suggestion, but she is a tough nut to crack and doesn’t suffer fools.
But that is just one facet.
There is also a girl that loves to laugh, and makes lewd comments like a whore on the street. She unbuttons one too many buttons, and she has scars from being used like the slut she can be.
There is a girl that adores candlelight, and tight corsets, and excruciatingly long build-up, and the romantic words murmered through a silk gag, and it’s that same girl that loves to whisper in Your ear during dinner with Your parents, begging to meet her out in the mudroom where she’ll suck Your cock clean.
There is a girl that wants to wear a thick leather collar, and whimper softly from behind the gag. She wants to watch You watch her eyes, she wants to give You that look of slight fear and definite uncertainty, the one that gets You both off — but she wants it to be genuine. And forever.
So, until that day comes, i will continue to verbalize my passion in words, and scream my needs whether He reads them or not. And He will know who He is.
And i will do this until He stops me and whirls me around…His hand to my throat so i stop to focus on the next breath.
In that moment, nothing will matter but gulping His fuck.. while at the same time striving to keep Him inside my mind and violating my body, exposing every facet for His pleasure.

kinkerbelle

Does it really matter what these affectionate people do, so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses?

Marlene Dietrich

I believe it takes conscious acts to live a spiritual life. Spirituality is fundamental to how I move through my life and BDSM is one way to stamp my ticket there.

Sensuous Sadie

What is peculiar to modern societies is not that they consigned sex to a shadow existence, but that they dedicated themselves to speaking of it ad infinitum, while exploiting it as the secret.

Michael Foucault

I consider myself to be an intellectual slut, a deep thinker with a dirty mind, so to speak. Unlike most women, I don’t aspire for children or marriage, but for personal satisfaction.

The Libertine (Sex Pros)

It is not difficult to deceive the first time, for the deceived possesses no antibodies; un-vaccinated by suspicion, she overlooks lateness, accepts absurd excuses, permits the flimsiest patching to repair great rents in the quotidian.

John Updike

As a temporary condition, sexual numbness is normal, even for sex workers and sex kittens.

Sure, we fulfill sex fantasies ~ our own and those of others ~ but this is not all we are. Just as we can pick up a sign and picket for a cause, stuff envelopes for our own political campaigns, bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan, and still be sexual beings, so can we be wonderfully complete taking a sexual hiatus.

Sometimes we all have to become sexually numb. It’s the ebb and flow; go with it.

Gracie Passette

Dominant sexuality is active - not passive.

Bitchy Jones

Utterly unhumble I ache for humility. I don’t lack self-esteem. I’m no one’s inferior. But I can’t forget the soul ravishing delight of placing someone - if only temporarily - above me. Worship is a very questionable word. But some of us are so constructed that we can with sanity offer it to a special other.

Richard (Down On My Knees)

I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don’t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling all that I am capable of doing but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.

Anais Nin

The forms of the past are shapes & shafts which still fit our emotional & physical sexual voids.

Silent Porn Star

I am a crossdressing man living in a woman’s body. I’ve always wished I had a penis. I want a girl to suck me off and want to pee my name on the snow. I’ve ALWAYS felt like a man (even my father wanted a little boy) and years ago even considered gender-reassignment surgery (which I won’t do, just thought about it). I am a transgendered person and have never really “felt” like a woman unless I am doing the dressup thing. I used to go on stage at gay bars and dress as a faux queen and drag king and have the ladies throw money at me. I feel more “real” crossdressing (as a man or a woman), than I do in my own skin. I love myself and always have, but my confidence soars even higher when I dress as a different character because it’s my way of saying, “What character will I choose to portray today?”

Isabella Valentine 

Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in violence, they must be passive creatures. It’s just not true. In one important way, at least, men are the passive sex. Given a choice, they will always opt for the status quo. They hate change of any kind, and they fight against it constantly. On the other hand, what women want is stability, which when you stop to think about it is a very different animal.

Eric Lustbader (The Kaisho)

I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.

Garry Shandling

Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all … ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust.

Marquis de Sade

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.

C. S. Lewis (The Pilgrim’s Regress)

You know gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender people…are people.

Judith Light

No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful.

Marquis De Sade

Nature intended women to be our slaves. . . They are our property, we are not theirs . . . They belong to us, just as a tree which bears fruit belongs to the gardener.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Sensuality, wanting a religion, invented love.

Natalie Barney

I like to say that I’m bisexual…when I want sex, I buy it.

Boy George

However muted its present appearance may be, sexual domination obtains nevertheless as perhaps the most pervasive ideology of our culture and provides its most fundamental concept of power.

Kate Millet

Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery.

Betty Friedan

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.

Norman Mailer

Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.
Lori Petty (Tank Girl)

Do you know how to use a whip?

Some people object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Unknown

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.

Madonna

but to live
In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew’d in corruption, honeying and making love
Over the nasty sty…

Shakespeare (Hamlet)

If certain women walk straight into adultery, there are many others who cling to numerous hopes, and commit sin only after wandering through a maze of sorrows.

Honore de Balzac

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

Truman Capote

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.

Oscar Wilde

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Phyllis Diller

Sex is metaphysical for men, as it is not for women. Women have no problem to solve through sex. Physically and psychologically, they are serenely self-contained. They may choose to achieve, but they do not need it. They are not thrust into the beyond by their own fractious bodies. But men are out of balance; they must quest, pursue, court, or seize…. How often one spots a male pigeon making desperate, self-inflating sallies toward the female, as again and again she turns her back on him and nonchalantly marches away. But by concentration and insistence he may carry the day. Nature has blessed him with an obliviousness to his own absurdity.

Camille Paglia

Every woman loves more than a man does, but out of shame she hides the sting of love, although she be mad for it.

Nonnus (Dionysiaca)

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly.   Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.

Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

There are, as best as I can determine, five types of spanking: Playful, Punishment, Maintenance, Erotic, and Sensuous, any one of which has to be consensual or it becomes abuse.

Governess Margaret Davis

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.

Aesop

It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give pleasure when one fornicates.

Marquis de Sade

Love well, whip well.

Benjamin Franklin

There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of the objects offered us for worship.

Marquis de Sade

The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.

Truman Capote

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Rita Rudner

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert Heinlein

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

Quentin Crisp

Thou art to me a delicious torment.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

It’s called civilization.  Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again.

Orson Scott Card

If you go down on your college professor you *might* get a better grade, but if you kick him in the balls and threaten his life, you’ll definitely get a better grade AND he’ll still respect you in the morning.

Stephanie Thompson

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.

Marya Mannes

Lust’s passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes.

Marquis De Sade

Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry.

Joan Baez,

I support civil unions between same-sex couples and believe that each state should be free to make its own decision on this issue.

Lincoln Chafee

I like to say that I’m bisexual…when I want sex, I buy it.

Boy George

Nuptial love maketh mankind; friendly love perfecteth it; but wanton love corrupteth and embaseth it.

Francis Bacon

Being a sex symbol was rather like being a convict.

Raquel Welch

The role of the dominant is more comparable to that of a priest in Christian tradition. That is to say a human among humans who guides the congregation, himself included, into a deeper submission to and reverence for that which is holy. The priest is a vessel of sanctity, the link between congregation and the divine; he himself possesses neither more nor less divinity than any other.

J. Mikael Togneri (Spirituality In Slavehood)

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

It never ceases to amaze me how many women who once were real hesitant about being dominant, end up loving it so much that they later say that they would never go back to being in submission to a man or only having traditional sex with a man. The Female Domination lifestyle is liberating to women and it is also liberating for men, as they now can fulfill that yearning within them. The Female Domination lifestyle can be a win/win relationship for both the woman and the man.

Elise Sutton

One must do violence to the object of one’s desire; when it surrenders, the pleasure is greater.

Marquis de Sade

Lust is a captivity of the reason and an enraging of the passions. It hinders business and distracts counsel. It sins against the body and weakens the soul.

Jeremy Taylor

Everyone is a potential naked slave to you once you become a trainer.

Anne Rice

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

The degradation which characterizes the state into which you plunge him by punishing him pleases, amuses, and delights him. Deep down he enjoys having gone so far as to deserve being treated in such a way.

Marquis De Sade

Money talks, BS hangs out on the computer all day annoying women.

DominaNY

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

Aniais Nin

What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

Susan Sontag

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

P.J. O’Rourke

Sex contains all, bodies, souls,
Meanings, proofs, purities, delicacies, results, promulgations,
Songs, commands, health, pride, the maternal mystery, the seminal milk,
All hopes, benefactions, bestowals, all the passions, loves, beauties,
delights of the earth.

Walt Whitman

Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.

Lori Petty (Tank Girl)

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Kim Walker as Heather Chandler (Heathers)

We have dreamt of every woman there is, and dreamt too of the miracle that would bring us the pleasure of being a woman, for women have all the qualities — courage, passion, the capacity to love, cunning — whereas all our imagination can do is naively pile up the illusion of courage.

Jean Baudrillard

Gay Liberation? I ain’t against it;  it’s just that there’s nothing in it for me.

Bette Davis

But when lust,
By unchaste looks, loose gestures, and foul talk,
But most by lewd and lavish arts of sin,
Lets in defilement to the inward parts,
The soul grows clotted by contagion,
Imbodies and imbrutes, till she quite lose
The divine property of her first being.

John Donne

History shows that male homosexuality, which like prostitution flourishes with urbanization and soon becomes predictably ritualized, always tends toward decadence.

Camille Paglia

Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm.

Mason Cooley

I have supported my deviations with reasons; I did not stop at mere doubt; I have vanquished, I have uprooted, I have destroyed everything in my heart that might have interfered with my pleasure.

Marquis de Sade

Our sins are stubborn, our contrition lax;
We offer lavishly our vows of faith
And turn back gladly to the path of filth,
Thinking mean tears will wash away our stains.

Charles Baudelaire

Are you religious? Because you sure are the answer to my prayers.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy.  And let me tell you it was hell–sheer hell–waiting to do something about it.

Bette Davis

I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

And I’m too sexy for this song

Right Said Fred (I’m Too Sexy)

Kiss me; It will heal, but it won’t forget.

Marilyn Manson (Heart Shaped Glasses)

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.

Author Unknown

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.  A woman already knows.

Frederike Ryder

Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.

G. Stanley Hall (1844 - 1924)

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.

Virginia Woolf

Nothing risqué, nothing gained.

Alexander Woollcott

I would not miss your face, your neck, your hands, your limbs, your bosom and certain other of your charms. Indeed, not to become boring by naming them all, I could do without you, Chloe, altogether.

Marcus Valerius Martia

My sweet darling girl. At last you write to me! You must have given that naughty little cunt of yours a most ferocious frigging to write me such a disjointed letter. As for me, darling, I am so played out that you would have to lick me for a good hour before I could get a horn stiff enough even to put into you, to say nothing of blocking you. I have done so much and so often that I am afraid to look to see how that thing I had is after all I have done to myself. Darling, please don’t fuck me too much when I go back. Fuck all you can out of me for the first night or so but make me get myself cured. The fucking must all be done by you, darling as I am so small and soft now that no girl in Europe except yourself would waste her time trying the job. Fuck me, darling, in as many new ways as your lust will suggest. Fuck me dressed in your full outdoor costume with your hat and veil on, your face flushed with the cold and wind and rain and your boots muddy, either straddling across my legs  when I am sitting in a chair and riding me up and down with the frills of your drawers showing and my cock sticking up stiff in your cunt or riding me over the back of the sofa. Fuck me naked with your hat and stockings on only flat on the floor with a crimson flower in your hole behind, riding me like a man with your thighs between mine and your rump very fat. Fuck me in your dressing gown (I hope you have that nice one) with nothing on under it, opening it suddenly and showing me your belly and thighs and back an pulling me on top of you on the kitchen table. Fuck me into you arseways, lying on your face on the bed, with your hair flying loose naked but with a lovely scented pair of pink drawers opened shamelessly behind and half sleeping down over your peeping bum. Fuck me on the stairs in the dark, like a nursery-maid fucking her soldier, unbuttoning his trousers gently and slipping her hand in his fly and fiddling with his shirt and feeling it getting wet and then pulling it gently up and fiddling with his two bursting balls and at last pulling out boldly the mickey  she loves to handle and frigging it for him softly, murmuring into his ear dirty words and dirty stories that other girls told her and dirty things she said, and all the time pissing her drawers with pleasure and letting off soft warm quiet little farts behind until her own girlish cocky is as stiff as his and suddenly sticking him up in her and riding him.

A hundred thousand kisses, darling!

James Joyce (Love Letter to Nora)

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina.  All other jobs should be open to everybody.

Florynce Kennedy

Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?

Germaine Greer (The Female Eunich)

Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important.  I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion.  A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

Charles Bukowski (Notes on a Dirty Old Man)

When you meet that certain someone with that special twinkle in his eye, make sure it’s not the sun shining through the back of his head.

Rex McDowell

History is Her-story too.

Unknown

Beware of the man who denounces women writers, his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

Erica Jong