Posted in Cinema, Culture, Homosexuality, Television on Nov 25th, 2008 No Comments »
I can’t believe Californians voted to ban gay marriage. It’s insane. We passed Prop. 2 — which gives chickens rights to better conditions in their cages, but we want to take rights away from gays. What the hell is going on?
Julie Brown
Posted in Funny, Intercourse, Television on Oct 16th, 2008 No Comments »
It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a women’s separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman (South Park)
Posted in Men & Women, Relationships, Television on Oct 14th, 2008 No Comments »
Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
Sex and the City
Posted in Television on Oct 2nd, 2008 No Comments »
Just to let you know, that sort of behavior is actually the norm. It’s standard practice. You’ll be offered drugs, ya know? You’ll have threesomes, dinners, ya know? You’ll end up going into town in a taxi, have a couple of drugs, have dinner, have a threesome, go home again, have a shower, go out […]
Posted in Cinema, Dating, Television on Aug 18th, 2008 No Comments »
I’ve dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
Lara Flynn Boyl
Posted in Cinema, Sex Toys, Television on Jul 19th, 2008 No Comments »
I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some.
Julie Brown
Posted in Cinema, Morality, Obscenity, Television on Jun 13th, 2008 No Comments »
Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don’t say any naughty words.
South Park - Kyle’s Mom
Posted in Celebrity, Feminist, Television on May 20th, 2008 No Comments »
The pure connecting factor is that those of us who describe ourselves as feminists want equal rights for all people.
Betty Buckley
Posted in Lust, Television on Apr 21st, 2008 No Comments »
Oh Chief, I want your hot man chowder!
South Park — Mrs. Cartman (Cartman’s Mom Is A Dirty Slut)
Posted in Feminization, Lingerie, Television on Mar 29th, 2008 No Comments »
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
Yasmine Bleeth
Posted in About Women, Fem Domme, Sacred, Television on Jun 4th, 2007 No Comments »
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Northern Exposure
Posted in Relationships, Television, hmmm... on Apr 25th, 2007 No Comments »
Loneliness is a good thing to share with someone.
Coach (Cheers)
Posted in About Women, Funny, Men & Women, Television on Apr 3rd, 2007 No Comments »
What do women want? The same things as men, only in prettier colors.
Northern Exposure
Posted in Funny, Relationships, Sexy, Television, Woman Speak on Jan 27th, 2007 No Comments »
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
Lily Tomlin
Posted in Funny, Television on Nov 9th, 2006 No Comments »
Posted in Cinema, Funny, Marriage, Television on Jun 23rd, 2006 No Comments »
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx
Posted in About Women, Authors, Opinion, Television on Jun 21st, 2006 No Comments »
Scratch most feminists and underneath there is a woman who longs to be a sex object. The difference is that is not all she wants to be.
Betty Rollin
Posted in Funny, Homosexuality, Television on Jun 6th, 2006 No Comments »
You know what they say: You can’t teach a gay dog straight tricks.
South Park - Chef, (Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride)
Posted in Funny, Television on Mar 4th, 2006 No Comments »
It’s not that I don’t enjoy it, but it’s kind of like a trip to Disneyland. You get so excited about a ride on the Matterhorn, and then when it’s over, you realize you wasted all that time in line for a minute and a half upside down and the chance to throw up.
Murphy Brown