I tended to …
Posted in Funny, Marriage, Relationships on Aug 3rd, 2008 No Comments »
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
Archive for the 'Relationships' Category
You musn’t force …
Posted in Authors, Culture, Observation, Relationships, hmmm... on Apr 2nd, 2008 No Comments »
You mustn’t force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex.
Mary McCarthy
Nothing takes the taste …
Posted in Love, Observation, Relationships on Feb 2nd, 2008 No Comments »
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charlie Brown (via Charles M. Schulz)
I have urged…
Posted in About Women, Authors, Marriage, Men & Women, Observation, Opinion, Relationships on Jan 12th, 2008 No Comments »
I have urged on woman independence of man, not that I do not think the sexes mutually needed by one another, but because in woman this fact has led to an excessive devotion, which has cooled love, degraded marriage and prevented it her sex from being what it should be to itself […]
Do you want me…
Posted in Authors, Love, Relationships on Jan 6th, 2008 No Comments »
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don’t risk anything, you risk […]
He was 6′4″ and…
Posted in Bloggers, Funny, Lust, Men & Women, Relationships, hmmm... on Dec 27th, 2007 No Comments »
He was 6′4″ and his penis was on the small side. He was a premature ejaculator and he had this song playing on his website. He was big and hairy and ridiculous and I loved every lie he told me. When I expressed interest in humping his assault rifle, he followed […]
Not unsurprisingly …
Posted in Culture, Men & Women, Observation, Opinion, Philosophical, Relationships, hmmm... on Dec 26th, 2007 No Comments »
Not unsurprisingly, it really twitches my skirt when people apply generalizations to sex and relationships. It causes me physical pain when I consider the paucity of logic behind many accepted sex truisms. Why do we continue to believe that having sex on a first date is the relationship equivalent of walking under a ladder while […]
The women want a man…
Posted in BDSM, Female Domination, Men & Women, Observation, Relationships on Nov 14th, 2007 No Comments »
The women want a man whose capacity for communication exceeds his cravings:
Write sentences, punctuate and capitalize.
Desire to please in a way that isn’t just a lust to be enslaved.
Whose sexuality isn’t just a checklist of fetishes.
Can relate and respond to her without reducing her to a cliché.
All too many men seem to be caught up […]
When you meet that certain …
Posted in About Men, Funny, Relationships on Jul 17th, 2007 No Comments »
When you meet that certain someone with that special twinkle in his eye, make sure it’s not the sun shining through the back of his head.
Rex McDowell
Loneliness is a good thing …
Posted in Relationships, Television, hmmm... on Apr 25th, 2007 No Comments »
Loneliness is a good thing to share with someone.
Coach (Cheers)
Once the trust goes out …
Posted in Adultery, Funny, Infidelity, Relationships on Oct 1st, 2006 No Comments »
Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s no fun lyin’ anymore.
Norm Peterson (Cheers)