Sex: the pleasure…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak, Men & Women, Observation on Dec 8th, 2007 No Comments »
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
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Software is like…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Dec 7th, 2007 No Comments »
Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.
Linus Torvalds (Linux creator)
It isn’t premarital…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak, Observation, hmmm... on Nov 29th, 2007 No Comments »
It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
What more fiendish
Posted in Authors, Man Speak, Men & Women, Observation, Opinion on Nov 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
What more fiendish proof of cosmic irresponsibility than a Nature which, having invented sex as a way to mix genes, then permits to arise, amid all its perfumed and hypnotic inducements to mate, a tireless tribe of spirochetes and viruses that torture and kill us for following orders?
John Updike
Sex: The pleasure is…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak, Observation, Opinion on Nov 21st, 2007 No Comments »
Sex: The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
I’m dating a girl …
Posted in Dating, Funny, Man Speak on Oct 24th, 2007 No Comments »
I’m dating a girl now. Evidently she’s not aware of it.
Garry Shandling
Certain things like…
Posted in Anal, Bloggers, Kink, Man Speak on Oct 23rd, 2007 No Comments »
Certain things like “Greek” kind of make sense if you think about the historically held notion of philosophers as buggerers. Likewise with “French” loaning itself to oral sex. Yet, things like “Russian” (rubbing one’s penis between a girl’s boobs) and “Asian” (analingus) just leave me flummoxed.
Porno Person
Sex between…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Oct 20th, 2007 No Comments »
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen
No lover…
Posted in Infidelity, Man Speak, hmmm... on Oct 2nd, 2007 No Comments »
No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful.
Marquis De Sade
Nature intended…
Posted in BDSM, Man Speak on Oct 1st, 2007 No Comments »
Nature intended women to be our slaves. . . They are our property, we are not theirs . . . They belong to us, just as a tree which bears fruit belongs to the gardener.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Women and cats will…
Posted in Man Speak on Sep 6th, 2007 No Comments »
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert Heinlein
Some men spend a lifetime…
Posted in Man Speak on Jun 9th, 2007 No Comments »
Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women. Others pre-occupy themselves with somewhat simpler tasks, such as understanding the theory of relativity.
Albert Einstein