Sex hasn’t been …
Posted in Funny, Man Speak, Men & Women on Feb 28th, 2008 No Comments »
Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
Lewis Grizzard
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I’m a terrible lover …
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Jan 27th, 2008 No Comments »
I’m a terrible lover. I’ve actually given a woman an anti-climax.
Scott Roeben
If I were asked…
Posted in Man Speak, Observation, hmmm... on Jan 12th, 2008 No Comments »
If I were asked for a one line answer to the question ”What makes a woman good in bed?” I would say, ”A man who is good in bed.”
Bob Guccione
There is one thing…
Posted in Adultery, Funny, Man Speak on Dec 31st, 2007 No Comments »
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
Steve Martin
Nothing in our culture…
Posted in Authors, Funny, Man Speak, Observation on Dec 24th, 2007 No Comments »
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
Quentin Crisp
My classmates would…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Dec 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
Emo Philips
They don’t call me…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Dec 21st, 2007 No Comments »
They don’t call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing.
Sen. Ted Kennedy
A dirty mind…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Dec 12th, 2007 No Comments »
A dirty mind is a rich inner resource.
Mason Cooley
Sex: the pleasure…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak, Men & Women, Observation on Dec 8th, 2007 No Comments »
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
Software is like…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Dec 7th, 2007 No Comments »
Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.
Linus Torvalds (Linux creator)
It isn’t premarital…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak, Observation, hmmm... on Nov 29th, 2007 No Comments »
It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
What more fiendish
Posted in Authors, Man Speak, Men & Women, Observation, Opinion on Nov 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
What more fiendish proof of cosmic irresponsibility than a Nature which, having invented sex as a way to mix genes, then permits to arise, amid all its perfumed and hypnotic inducements to mate, a tireless tribe of spirochetes and viruses that torture and kill us for following orders?
John Updike