Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Funny, Genital on Jul 26th, 2008 No Comments »
When I was teaching college, I treated my bust with an ironic detachment. Standing before a classroom chock full of hormonally challenged, sleep deprived and often hung-over eighteen and nineteen year-olds with a big rack was for me an ironic kissing cousin to when my friends taught class in Arrested Development tee-shirts. I just thought […]
Posted in Bloggers, Funny, Genital, Poetry on Jul 12th, 2008 No Comments »
My iguana’s sick.
He’s all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
Chef Troy (Haiku Master)
Posted in Bloggers, Erotic Humiliation, Fem Domme, Genital, Kink on Jan 7th, 2008 No Comments »
I finally started to understand erotic humiliation, and how it could be erotic, for both the giver and the receiver. I could never experience it as erotic to give until I understood what it was like to enjoy it from the other end.* I had to experience it myself a few times […]
Posted in Bloggers, Funny, Genital, Observation, hmmm... on Nov 16th, 2007 No Comments »
No doubt the most fascinating cock stat to emerge from current research is the controversial thesis by Dr. Rushton that penis size and brain power are inversely related. You’ve all heard the phrase “more balls than brain†— apparently it may really be a biological axiom. Guys with big dicks tend to […]
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Genital, Sexy on Oct 2nd, 2006 No Comments »
Sometimes you’re browsing pornography and you see a set of tits that you think can’t possibly be real. “Those must be Photoshopped,” you think, imagining somebody with too much time on his hands applying fish-eye-lens filters to normal-sized hooters.
Supervert (PervScan)
Posted in Genital, Marriage on Aug 1st, 2006 No Comments »
It’s going to be plenty soft for you.
King Solomon’s Law for 500th Wife
Posted in Funny, Genital on Jun 20th, 2006 No Comments »
Pubic hair is nature’s way of teaching us to floss.
The Playboy Advisor
Posted in About Men, Authors, Bloggers, Genital on Feb 25th, 2006 No Comments »
Imagine what would happen if it was discovered that shit really could enlarge your penis. Every time a man had a date, he’d fill himself with refried beans and then sit on the toilet scooping the end product into his own mouth.
Supervert (Pervscan)
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Genital on Dec 29th, 2005 No Comments »
Vaginas can be as individual as fingerprints, and a less sexually repressed culture might even think to use them for biometric identification techniques. (Imagine having to sit naked on a scanner every time you wanted to enter a locked room, for example!)
Supervert (Pervscan)
Posted in About Women, Authors, Bloggers, Genital on Dec 18th, 2005 No Comments »
It should come as absolutely no surprise that women are now spreading their legs for plastic surgeons. After all, we live in a world of penis piercings, clit clamps, and “genitorture.” If people are willing to pay half-trained needle-wielding amateurs to put earrings in their crotches, why shouldn’t they pay professional surgeons to spruce up […]
Posted in About Men, Genital, hmmm... on Dec 17th, 2005 No Comments »
Posted in About Men, Authors, Bloggers, Funny, Genital, hmmm... on Nov 23rd, 2005 No Comments »
No doubt the most fascinating cock stat to emerge from current research is the controversial thesis by Dr. Rushton that penis size and brain power are inversely related. You’ve all heard the phrase “more balls than brain” — apparently it may really be a biological axiom. Guys with big dicks tend to be dumber than […]