It doesn’t matter …
Posted in Dating, Love on Nov 22nd, 2008 No Comments »
It doesn’t matter how many dragons you kill, it’s who takes home the princess.
Italian Proverb (via Fabio on Top Chef)
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I can name all the women …
Posted in Bloggers, Dating, Infidelity, Relationships, hmmm... on Sep 18th, 2008 No Comments »
I can name all of the women who have hurt me. I don’t wish ill on any of them. The cheaters, the dishonest ones, the ones who’ve just made mistakes. They’re all women that I obviously saw something in at some point, and why wish ill on them? That we didn’t end up “together” is […]
I’ve dated men my age …
Posted in Cinema, Dating, Television on Aug 18th, 2008 No Comments »
I’ve dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
Lara Flynn Boyl
In seduction you can only …
Posted in Bloggers, Dating, Men & Women, Seduction on Jul 27th, 2008 No Comments »
In seduction you can only lead the way. It does not reflect poorly upon you as a man or a human being if a woman cannot or will not walk the path with you. Seduction is a mutually pleasurable and often unpredictable set of escalations. The question isn’t where is this going […]
Read any women’s magazine …
Posted in Cinema, Dating, Intercourse, Observation, Opinion, hmmm... on May 7th, 2008 No Comments »
Read any woman’s magazine and you’ll see the same complaint over and over again: men–those little boys ten or twenty or thirty years on–are hopeless in bed. They are not interested in foreplay; they have no desire to stimulate the erogenous zones of the opposite sex; they are selfish, greedy, clumsy, unsophisticated. These complaints, you […]
I’m dating a girl …
Posted in Dating, Funny, Man Speak on Oct 24th, 2007 No Comments »
I’m dating a girl now. Evidently she’s not aware of it.
Garry Shandling
When a man goes on a date …
Posted in Dating, Funny, Observation on Jul 27th, 2007 No Comments »
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederike Ryder
Tell me about yourself …
Posted in Celebrity, Dating, Funny, Man-0-Man on Mar 18th, 2007 No Comments »
Tell me about yourself–your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.
Peter Arno
It serves me right …
Posted in Authors, Dating, Funny, Infidelity on Feb 27th, 2007 No Comments »
It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard.
Dorothy Parker
Never let the little head …
Posted in About Men, Advice, Dating, Desire on Feb 20th, 2007 No Comments »
Never run after …
Posted in Dating, Observation, Proverb on Dec 4th, 2006 No Comments »
Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one.
Irish Proverb
I almost had …
Posted in Celebrity, Dating, Funny, Relationships on Nov 30th, 2006 No Comments »
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Steven Wright
Remember, when in doubt …
Posted in Dating, Funny, Intercourse on Oct 10th, 2006 No Comments »
Remember. When in doubt, fuck!
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in The Scent of a Woman
To succeed with …
Posted in Advice, Cinema, Dating, Relationships on Jul 4th, 2006 No Comments »
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.
Cary Grant
I like intelligent women …
Posted in Cinema, Dating, Desire on May 27th, 2006 No Comments »
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn’t be a staring contest.
Frank Sinatra
You’re in a bar …
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Culture, Dating, Funny on Mar 14th, 2006 No Comments »
You’re in a bar. You meet somebody. He seems kind of interesting, but you’re not quite sure — so you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. You hunker down in a toilet stall and “google” your new friend. What’s his search rank? Does he have his own site? How many other sites link to […]
I mean LA is a city where …
Posted in Cinema, Dating, Observation, Society on Feb 21st, 2006 No Comments »
I mean, LA is a city where everyone dances with one eye on the door, like were all waiting for something better to walk in. But would we ever recognise it if we did? I t might be nice to stop circling. It might be nice to stop equating sex with a handshake. It might […]
Nothing is so necessary …
Posted in Authors, Dating, Literature, Love, Relationships on Dec 11th, 2005 No Comments »
Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.
Leo Tolstoy (War and Peace)
Women prefer men …
Posted in About Women, Dating, Funny on Nov 25th, 2005 No Comments »
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Kay Ingram