Once a bitch …
Posted in Authors, Man Speak, Opinion, Sex Battles on May 8th, 2006 No Comments »
Once a bitch always a bitch, what I say.
William Faulkner
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Of all the delights …
Posted in Authors, Intercourse, Religion on May 5th, 2006 No Comments »
Of all the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself. And what do you think he has done? He has left it out of his heaven! Prayer takes its place.
Mark Twain
The internet is fueling …
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Perversion on May 2nd, 2006 No Comments »
The internet is fueling a new perception of bestiality: it used to be just a quirk of rural folks, now it’s a full-scale perversion.
Supervert (PervScan)
Make women rational creatures …
Posted in Activist, Authors, Feminist, Marriage on Apr 29th, 2006 No Comments »
Make women rational creatures and free citizens, and they will quickly become good wives. That is, if men do not neglect the duties of husbands and fathers.
Mary Wollstonecraft
It is not immoral …
Posted in Authors, Morality, Reproduction on Apr 24th, 2006 No Comments »
It is not immoral to create the human species–with or without ceremony.
Mark Twain
Show me a woman who …
Posted in About Women, Authors, Woman Speak on Apr 23rd, 2006 No Comments »
Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man.
Erica Jong
Aphrodisiacs …
Posted in Authors, BDSM, Definitions, hmmm... on Apr 21st, 2006 No Comments »
Aphrodisiacs are essentially anti-depressants for the libido.
Supervert (PervScan)
Sex — the great …
Posted in Authors, Culture, Observation, hmmm... on Apr 15th, 2006 No Comments »
Sex — the great inequality, the great miscalculator, the great Irritator.
Enid Bagnold
Tis said of love …
Posted in Authors, Love on Apr 14th, 2006 No Comments »
Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies; runs with one, walks gravely with another; turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame: it wounds one, another it kills: like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment: it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged […]
The law of God …
Posted in Authors, Intercourse, Religion on Apr 11th, 2006 No Comments »
The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman’s construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other sex sexually, at any time of life.
Mark Twain
How could I be sleeping …
Posted in Authors, Desire, Love, Relationships on Apr 5th, 2006 No Comments »
How could I be sleeping with this particular man? Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.
Margaret Atwood (Lady Oracle)
Statistically speaking …
Posted in Adultery, Authors, Infidelity on Apr 3rd, 2006 No Comments »
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
Scott Dikkers (You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day)
When we’re incomplete …
Posted in Authors, Polyamory, Polygamy, Promiscuity, Relationships on Mar 22nd, 2006 No Comments »
When we’re incomplete, we’re always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we’re still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on - series polygamy - until we admit that while […]
It wasn’t, he swore …
Posted in Authors, Lust, Promiscuity on Mar 19th, 2006 No Comments »
It wasn’t, he swore, that he picked up so many women. It was just that he never put any down.
Lois McMaster Bujold (Mirror Dance)
The best contraceptive …
Posted in Authors, Birth Control, Celebrity, Chastity, hmmm... on Mar 18th, 2006 No Comments »
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
Margaret Smith
You’re in a bar …
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Culture, Dating, Funny on Mar 14th, 2006 No Comments »
You’re in a bar. You meet somebody. He seems kind of interesting, but you’re not quite sure — so you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. You hunker down in a toilet stall and “google” your new friend. What’s his search rank? Does he have his own site? How many other sites link to […]
Bitches are …
Posted in About Women, Authors, Fem Domme, Observation, Sex Battles on Mar 12th, 2006 No Comments »
Bitches are aggressive, assertive, domineering, overbearing, strong-minded, spiteful, hostile, direct, blunt, candid, obnoxious, thick-skinned, hard-headed, vicious, dogmatic, competent, competitive, pushy, loud-mouthed, independent, stubborn, demanding, manipulative, egoistic, driven, achieving, overwhelming, threatening, scary, ambitious, tough, brassy, masculine, boisterous and turbulent. A Bitch takes shit from no one. You may not like her, […]
From the time a woman …
Posted in Authors, Intercourse, Men & Women on Mar 11th, 2006 No Comments »
From the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick to receive the candle. But man is only briefly competent: After fifty his performance is of poor quality; the intervals between are wide, and its satisfactions of […]
When I was young …
Posted in Authors, Castration, Literature, Morality on Mar 9th, 2006 No Comments »
When I was young, beautiful ancient statues were castrated, so that the eye might not be corrupted. Nothing was gained, unless horses and asses had also been castrated.
Michael de Montaigne
We abolish the orgasm …
Posted in Authors, Orgasms, Ouch on Mar 8th, 2006 No Comments »
We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.
George Orwell (1984)
I disregard the proportions …
Posted in Authors, Woman Speak on Mar 6th, 2006 No Comments »
I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I refuse to live in the ordinary world as ordinary women. to enter ordinary relationships, I want ecstasy. I am a neurotic- in the sense that i live in my world. I will not adjust myself to the world. I am adjusted to […]
Contending for the rights …
Posted in Activist, Authors, Feminist on Mar 5th, 2006 No Comments »
Contending for the rights of women, my main argument is built on this simple principle, that if she be not prepared by education to become the companion of man, she will stop the progress of knowledge, for truth must be common to all, or it will be inefficacious with respect to its influence on general […]
The claim that pornography …
Posted in Authors, Observation, Pornography, Rape, Sex and Violence on Mar 3rd, 2006 No Comments »
The claim that pornography causes rape greatly oversimplifies the problem of sexual violence. We can hardly say that were it not for pornography, there would be no rape or battering. As feminists opposed to anti-porn legislation have pointed out, countries in which commercial pornography is illegal—Saudi Arabia, for example—are hardly safe havens for women.
Wendy […]
The Englishman can …
Posted in About Men, Authors, Opinion on Mar 2nd, 2006 No Comments »
The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn’t sex but something else.
James Agate
As a woman …
Posted in Authors, Business, Men & Women, Observation, hmmm... on Feb 23rd, 2006 No Comments »
As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I’m the only one in the room with balls.
Rita Mae Brown
Men have always detested …
Posted in About Men, Authors, Woman Speak on Feb 22nd, 2006 No Comments »
Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
Erica Jong
Imagine what would happen …
Posted in About Men, Authors, Bloggers, Genital on Feb 18th, 2006 No Comments »
Imagine what would happen if it was discovered that shit really could enlarge your penis. Every time a man had a date, he’d fill himself with refried beans and then sit on the toilet scooping the end product into his own mouth.
Supervert (Pervscan)
Now, look, baby …
Posted in Authors, Dirty, Funny, Intercourse on Feb 16th, 2006 No Comments »
Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
Dorothy Parker
The decision to kiss …
Posted in Authors, kissing on Feb 14th, 2006 No Comments »
The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.
Emil Ludwig
For many people, anal sex …
Posted in Anal, Authors, Bloggers, Homosexuality, Kink on Feb 13th, 2006 No Comments »
For many people, anal sex is a taboo that inspires both excitement and dread. Imagine, then, how these same feelings are amplified at the prospect of fisting. A fist and its attached arm are a thousand percent larger than a penis, and so also are the feelings about having such a large object inserted into […]
When a woman marries again …
Posted in Authors, Masturbation, Men & Women, hmmm... on Feb 12th, 2006 No Comments »
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife.
Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
The clitoris not only applauds …
Posted in Authors, Orgasms on Feb 11th, 2006 No Comments »
The clitoris not only applauds when a women flaunts her mastery; it will give a standing ovation. In the multiple orgasm, we see the finest evidence that our lady Klitoris helps those who help themselves. It may take many minutes to reach the first summit, but once there the lusty mountaineer finds wings awaiting her. […]
All I need …
Posted in Authors, Intercourse, Woman Speak on Feb 8th, 2006 No Comments »
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
Dorothy Parker
Darling is the popular …
Posted in Authors, Definitions, Funny on Feb 6th, 2006 No Comments »
Darling is the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.
Oliver Herford
My true friends …
Posted in Authors, Desire, Funny, Relationships on Feb 4th, 2006 No Comments »
My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.
Colette
Easy is an adjective …
Posted in Authors, Definitions, Morality on Feb 1st, 2006 No Comments »
Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Nancy Linn-Desmond
We cannot be more …
Posted in Authors, BDSM on Jan 28th, 2006 No Comments »
We cannot be more sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain.
Alan Watts
We that are …
Posted in Authors, Kink, Literature, Perversion, Relationships on Jan 27th, 2006 No Comments »
We that are true lovers run into strange capers.
William Shakespeare
I think that maybe …
Posted in Authors, Observation, hmmm... on Jan 21st, 2006 No Comments »
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
James Thurber
Strong people have …
Posted in Authors, Fetish, Kink on Jan 20th, 2006 No Comments »
Strong people have strong weaknesses.
Peter Drucker
Every woman …
Posted in About Women, Authors on Jan 19th, 2006 No Comments »
Every woman is a rebel.
Oscar Wilde
Life without sex …
Posted in Authors, Culture, Observation, Society on Jan 17th, 2006 No Comments »
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced […]
My thinking tends to be …
Posted in Authors, Birth Control, Feminist, Opinion, Prostitution, Sociology on Jan 16th, 2006 No Comments »
My thinking tends to be libertarian. That is, I oppose intrusions of the state into the private realm — as in abortion, sodomy, prostitution, pornography, drug use, or suicide, all of which I would strongly defend as matters of free choice in a representative democracy.
Camille Paglia
You can tell how important sex …
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, hmmm... on Jan 14th, 2006 No Comments »
You can tell how important sex is to people by their willingness to consume the most repellent garbage the moment somebody whispers that it might have aphrodisiac properties.
Supervert (PervScan)
The only thing worse …
Posted in About Men, Authors, Fem Domme, Funny on Jan 14th, 2006 No Comments »
The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.
Jean Kerr
A woman may posess …
Posted in Authors, Man-0-Man, Observation, Sexism on Jan 11th, 2006 No Comments »
A woman may possess the wisdom and chastity of Minerva, and we give no heed to her, if she has a plain face. What folly will not a pair of bright eyes make pardonable? What dullness may not red lips are sweet accents render pleasant? And so, with their usual sense of justice, ladies argue […]
Posted in Authors, Homosexuality, Sociology on Jan 10th, 2006 No Comments »
To be “gay,” I think, is not to identify with the psychological traits and the visible masks of the homosexual but to try and define and develop a way of life.
Michel Foucault
Knowing is intimacy…
Posted in Authors, Intimacy on Jan 9th, 2006 No Comments »
Knowing is intimacy. Intimacy takes trust and faith.
Anais Nin
Plain women are always …
Posted in About Women, Authors, Funny, Marriage on Jan 5th, 2006 No Comments »
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women’s husbands.
Oscar Wilde
My sweet naughty little fuckbird …
Posted in Authors, Dirty, Erotic, Fetish, Genital, Kink, Literature, Lust on Jan 3rd, 2006 No Comments »
My sweet naughty little fuckbird, Here is another note to buy pretty drawers or stockings or garters. Buy whorish drawers, love, and be sure you sprinkle the legs of them with some nice sent and also discolour them just a little behind.
You seem anxious to know how I received your letter which you say is […]
I do not wish women …
Posted in Authors, Feminist on Jan 2nd, 2006 No Comments »
I do not wish women to have power over men; but over themselves.
Mary Wollstonecraft
Marrying a man …
Posted in Authors, Funny, Marriage on Jan 2nd, 2006 No Comments »
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
Vaginas can be as individual …
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Genital on Dec 29th, 2005 No Comments »
Vaginas can be as individual as fingerprints, and a less sexually repressed culture might even think to use them for biometric identification techniques. (Imagine having to sit naked on a scanner every time you wanted to enter a locked room, for example!)
Supervert (Pervscan)
As they passed the rows …
Posted in About Women, Authors on Dec 25th, 2005 No Comments »
As they passed the rows of houses they saw through the open doors that men were sweeping and dusting and washing dishes, while the women sat around in groups, gossiping and laughing.
“What has happened?” the Scarecrow asked a sad-looking man with a bushy beard, who wore an apron and was wheeling a baby carriage along […]
There is nothing like …
Posted in Authors, Philosophical, Promiscuity on Dec 23rd, 2005 No Comments »
There is nothing like early promiscuous sex for dispelling life’s bright mysterious expectations.
Iris Murdoch
It should come as no surprise …
Posted in About Women, Authors, Bloggers, Genital on Dec 18th, 2005 No Comments »
It should come as absolutely no surprise that women are now spreading their legs for plastic surgeons. After all, we live in a world of penis piercings, clit clamps, and “genitorture.” If people are willing to pay half-trained needle-wielding amateurs to put earrings in their crotches, why shouldn’t they pay professional surgeons to spruce up […]
The amount of women …
Posted in Authors, Funny, Marriage on Dec 14th, 2005 No Comments »
The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one’s clean linen in public.
Oscar Wilde
It itself, homosexuality …
Posted in Authors, Homosexuality, Philosophical on Dec 12th, 2005 No Comments »
In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation.
Simone de Beauvoir
I require only three things …
Posted in About Men, Authors, Desire, Funny on Dec 11th, 2005 No Comments »
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Dorothy Parker
Nothing is so necessary …
Posted in Authors, Dating, Literature, Love, Relationships on Dec 11th, 2005 No Comments »
Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.
Leo Tolstoy (War and Peace)
A woman who thinks …
Posted in About Women, Authors, Opinion, Sex Battles on Dec 9th, 2005 No Comments »
A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.
Colette
A man who moralizes …
Posted in About Men, About Women, Authors, Funny, Observation, Society on Dec 8th, 2005 No Comments »
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
Oscar Wilde
In all your Amours …
Posted in About Women, Authors, Funny, Historical, Man-0-Man, Sexism on Dec 2nd, 2005 No Comments »
In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stored with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.
2. Because when Women cease to […]
The first symptom love …
Posted in Authors, Love, Men & Women on Nov 26th, 2005 No Comments »
The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in a woman … it’s boldness.
Victor Hugo
No doubt the most …
Posted in About Men, Authors, Bloggers, Funny, Genital, hmmm... on Nov 23rd, 2005 No Comments »
No doubt the most fascinating cock stat to emerge from current research is the controversial thesis by Dr. Rushton that penis size and brain power are inversely related. You’ve all heard the phrase “more balls than brain” — apparently it may really be a biological axiom. Guys with big dicks tend to be dumber than […]
Nothing spoils a romance …
Posted in Authors, Opinion, Romance on Nov 20th, 2005 No Comments »
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
Oscar Wilde
Heterosexuality is not …
Posted in Authors, Homosexuality on Nov 14th, 2005 No Comments »
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
Dorothy Parker
I have the right …
Posted in Authors, Love on Nov 10th, 2005 No Comments »
I have the right to love many people at once and to change my prince often.
Anais Nin
What would me be …
Posted in Authors, Funny, Men & Women on Nov 8th, 2005 No Comments »
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
Mark Twain
Beware of the man …
Posted in About Men, Authors, Funny, Woman Speak on Nov 7th, 2005 No Comments »
Beware of the man who praises women’s liberation. He is about to quit his job.
Erica Jong
If you fall in love …
Posted in Authors, Homosexuality on Nov 6th, 2005 No Comments »
If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.
James Baldwin
Adultery is …
Posted in Adultery, Authors on Nov 4th, 2005 No Comments »
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
Henry Louis Mencken
If you want to sacrifice …
Posted in Authors, Marriage on Oct 30th, 2005 No Comments »
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one; go ahead, get married.
Oliver Herford
Make space enough …
Posted in Authors, Literature, Relationships on Oct 29th, 2005 No Comments »
Make space enough between you.
William Shakespeare
A man falls in love …
Posted in Authors, Love, Men & Women on Oct 28th, 2005 No Comments »
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Woodrow Wyatt
Men always want …
Posted in Authors, Men & Women, Observation, Relationships on Oct 27th, 2005 No Comments »
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man’s last romance.
Oscar Wilde
My love for you allows me …
Posted in Authors, Dirty, Erotic, Literature, Love, Lust, Man Speak, Sexy Words on Oct 25th, 2005 No Comments »
My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, […]
Seek freedom and become …
Posted in Authors, BDSM on Oct 21st, 2005 No Comments »
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
Frank Herbert
For most men the thought of …
Posted in Authors, BDSM, Bloggers on Oct 19th, 2005 No Comments »
For most men, the thought of getting kicked in the testicles represents the height of fear. If you’ve ever been kneed or kicked or socked in the groin, you know that it gives a particularly disquieting form of pain. And yet, wherever there is a pain there is also a masochist to embrace it, and […]
My worst mistake …
Posted in Authors, Intimacy, Marriage on Oct 16th, 2005 No Comments »
My worst mistake has been not grasping that time goes by. It was going by and there I was, set in the attitude of the ideal wife of an ideal husband. Instead of bringing our sexual relationship to life again I brooded happily over memories of our former nights together.
Simone de Beauvoir (The Woman Destroyed)
One does not have to …
Posted in Authors, Culture, Funny, Men & Women, Sociology on Oct 7th, 2005 No Comments »
One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn’t think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.
Cynthia Heimel
S and M is only the expression …
Posted in Authors, BDSM on Oct 3rd, 2005 No Comments »
S and M is only the expression in the bedroom of an oppressive-submissive relation which can happen also in the kitchen or at the factory, can happen between people of any gender. There is obviously something titillating about these relationships, but it isn’t the sexual components that makes them ugly, they’re uglier elsewhere. Nothing sexual […]
Call it an infantile …
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Genital, Lust on Sep 26th, 2005 No Comments »
Call it an infantile reaction, call it disgusting male lechery, the fact remains that a nice rack will not go unnoticed by the penile half of the species.
Supervert (PervScan)
A woman’s mind …
Posted in Authors, Funny, Men & Women on Sep 25th, 2005 No Comments »
The emotional, sexual …
Posted in About Women, Activist, Authors, Sex Roles on Sep 24th, 2005 No Comments »
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, “It’s a girl.”
Shirley Chisholm
Guys care about …
Posted in About Men, Authors, Chastity, Funny on Sep 23rd, 2005 No Comments »
Guys care about sports teams. I’m not talking about simply rooting; I’m talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.
Dave Barry (Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys)
For flavor, instant sex …
Posted in Authors, Cinema, Desire, Erotic, Lust on Sep 22nd, 2005 No Comments »
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp
These girls with old gents …
Posted in Authors, Men & Women, Relationships on Sep 21st, 2005 No Comments »
These girls with old gents don’t do it despite the age—they’re drawn to the age, they do it for the age. Why? In Consuela’s case, because the vast difference in age gives her permission to submit, I think. My age and my status give her, rationally, the license to surrender, and surrendering in bed is […]
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