Monogamy works well for some but not others. Social status, religion, race, sexual orientation, and political philosophy don’t matter. Honesty, openness, love, commitment, communication, patience, and egalitarianism do.
Anita Wagner
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Posted in Authors, Fem Domme on Aug 29th, 2008 No Comments »
I can’t help it. I want to be adored.
Elizabeth Wurtzel
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Posted in Pick-Up Lines on Aug 28th, 2008 No Comments »
There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
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Posted in Advice, Celebrity, Sexy on Aug 27th, 2008 No Comments »
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
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Posted in Authors, Funny, Marriage on Aug 26th, 2008 No Comments »
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Oscar Wilde
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Posted in Cinema, Transgender on Aug 25th, 2008 No Comments »
Nature chooses who will be transgender; individuals don’t choose this.
Mercedes Ruehl
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If you stroke it, it will cum.
Angela St. Lawrence (Zen Fetish)
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Feminists like me spend a lot of time thinking about and discussing women’s bodies. How they are used in society, how they are appropriated, commodified, objectified… How we are taught to view them, both when it’s your own body, and when it is the body of other women. Much of that […]
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Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.
Mason Cooley
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I think, therefore I’m single.
~Lizz Winstead
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Never judge a man by his fantasy.
Angela St. Lawrence (Blistered Lips)
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Nearly every male writer in the history of literature masturbated. Probably a good number of female writers too. Shakespeare? A wanker. James Joyce? Pulled his pud. Author of the Bible? Yeah, probably him too, whoever he (she / they) was. Should scholars be surprised that a twenty-something-year-old Kafka enjoyed a little pornographic stimulation now and […]
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I’ve dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
Lara Flynn Boyl
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Posted in Cinema, kissing on Aug 17th, 2008 No Comments »
Kissing — and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing — is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.
Drew Barrymore
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To be fucked when there’s no drama inherent in it, when you’re not going to rise to a level of nobility and courage forever denied the male, is to be cut off from what is inherently female, bestially speaking.
Harold Brodkey
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see much better than he can think.
Polish Proverb
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And how politely the bitch “sensuality” knows how to beg for a piece of spirit when she is refused a piece of flesh!
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Posted in Funny on Aug 13th, 2008 No Comments »
Seven thousand sailors can’t be wrong.
Carrie Snow
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Posted in Authors, Funny on Aug 12th, 2008 No Comments »
I’m against group sex because I wouldn’t know where to put my elbows.
Martin Cruz Smith
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When they are alone they want to be with others, and when they are with others they want to be alone.
After all, human beings are like that.
Gertrude Stein
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Posted in Authors, Cuckold on Aug 10th, 2008 No Comments »
The only decent bone in her was mine.
Ernest Hemingway
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Posted in Authors, Lesbians on Aug 9th, 2008 No Comments »
If a homosexual man is called “gay,” then a homosexual woman should be called “estatic.”
Shelly Roberts
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Pornography is the name given to any sexual literature somebody is trying to suppress.
Alex Comfort (The Joy of Sex)
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I get Canadian porno - that’s the extent of satellite service and Internet in my house.
Kid Rock
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Posted in hmmm... on Aug 6th, 2008 No Comments »
Testicles are nature’s way of saying, “Put your other hand here.
The Playboy Advisor
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Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour
When you have bid your servant […]
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Posted in Funny on Aug 4th, 2008 No Comments »
Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing but be careful or you’ll get yeast in your drain tap.
Rita Mae Brown
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
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Posted in Funny, Sex Battles on Aug 2nd, 2008 No Comments »
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger
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Posted in Funny, lyrics on Aug 1st, 2008 No Comments »
I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don’t look too clear
So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw.
Why don’t we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a […]
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