Posted in Celebrity, Man-0-Man, Naughty, Opinion on Jun 30th, 2008 No Comments »
I feel like someone who I wouldn’t let my own daughter fuck, and I also feel like someone who, if I was that daughter, would want to fuck more that anyone else.
Marilyn Manson
Posted in Funny, Seduction on Jun 29th, 2008 No Comments »
Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes? Wouldn’t it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy couldn’t wait to take it off of you?”
Flash Rosenberg
Posted in Celebrity, Funny, Men & Women on Jun 28th, 2008 No Comments »
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Andy Rooney
Posted in Authors, Literature, Observation, Relationships on Jun 27th, 2008 No Comments »
Many of the most ardent couples have, like Pyramus and Thisbe, retained a barrier between them—whether that barrier was a city block, as with Simone de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul Sartre, or a garden and a monkey pen, as with Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera.
Cristina Nehring
Posted in Chastity, hmmm... on Jun 26th, 2008 No Comments »
The reason I write so much is that I don’t waste my essence in bed.
Winston Churchill
Posted in Culture, Sex Roles, Society on Jun 25th, 2008 No Comments »
Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
Lois Wyse
Posted in Authors, Love, Man Speak, Opinion, hmmm... on Jun 24th, 2008 No Comments »
My God, these folks don’t know how to love — that’s why they love so easily.
D. H. Lawrence
Posted in Phone Sex on Jun 23rd, 2008 No Comments »
Listening well is the ultimate secret weapon if you want to be a successful PSO. There is a Chinese proverb which goes like this: To listen well, is as powerful a means of influence as to talk well, and is as essential to all true conversation. Don’t underestimate the importance of listening. Because if […]
Posted in Funny, Pornography on Jun 22nd, 2008 No Comments »
Pornography is of no use to me. I don’t even have a pornograph to play it on!
David McKay
Posted in Men & Women, Pregnancy on Jun 21st, 2008 No Comments »
It takes one woman nine months to have a baby, no matter how many men you put on the job.
Frisch’s Law
Posted in Cinema, Nudity on Jun 20th, 2008 No Comments »
I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked a joint. The bathing suit kept coming off in the water, and I just ripped it off. I was very comfortable being naked.
Rosanna Arquette
Posted in Cinema, Marriage on Jun 19th, 2008 No Comments »
Posted in Cinema, Funny on Jun 18th, 2008 No Comments »
I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.
Woody Allen
Posted in Cinema, Fem Domme, Female Domination on Jun 17th, 2008 No Comments »
Life’s a bitch. Now so am I.
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman (Batman Returns)
Posted in Cinema, Funny, Woman Speak on Jun 16th, 2008 No Comments »
It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.
Tira (Mae West) in I’m No Angel
Posted in Culture, Funny, Observation, hmmm... on Jun 15th, 2008 No Comments »
Profanity is the crouton of inarticulate Muthafuckuhs.
Russell Palmer
Posted in Spanking on Jun 14th, 2008 No Comments »
Many spankers are embarrassed about their calling and try to deny it. Why? It is a bit embarrassing but that is the mystery of the calling. It seems like such a silly thing for a grown adult to want but in this world where life is obnoxiously “grown up” it is […]
Posted in Cinema, Morality, Obscenity, Television on Jun 13th, 2008 No Comments »
Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don’t say any naughty words.
South Park - Kyle’s Mom
Posted in About Women, Aphrodisiac, Authors on Jun 12th, 2008 No Comments »
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Isabel Allende
Posted in Philosophical, Society, Transexual, Transgender on Jun 11th, 2008 No Comments »
The liberated man is not the one who is freed in his ideal reality, his inner truth, or his transparency; he is the man who changes spaces, who circulates, who changes sex, clothes, and habits according to fashion, rather than morality, and who changes opinions not as his conscience dictates but in response to opinion […]
Posted in Celebrity, Love, Sex Battles on Jun 10th, 2008 No Comments »
As grand and glorious as love is, it is not without its perils. Anyone who has felt the cruel pangs of rejection knows that love is best approached cautiously, as one would approach an angry, cornered brush-tailed possum. Yes, before throwing yourself into a relationship, it’s wise to buy a sturdy pair of leather gloves, […]
Posted in Bloggers, Phone Sex on Jun 9th, 2008 No Comments »
Phone sex is not a monologue: it is a dialogue.
Angela St. Lawrence (Zen Fetish)
Posted in Celebrity, Funny, Intercourse on Jun 8th, 2008 No Comments »
I dunno how much AIDS scares y’all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there’s gonna be fucking in the streets, man.
Bill Hicks
Posted in About Women, Funny, Woman Speak on Jun 7th, 2008 No Comments »
Behind every successful woman, are three more egging her on.
Catherine Leyen
Posted in Authors, Homosexuality on Jun 6th, 2008 No Comments »
The only queer people are those who don’t love anybody.
Rita Mae Brown
Posted in Funny, Intercourse, Orgasms on Jun 5th, 2008 No Comments »
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered that question.”
Unknown
Posted in Bloggers, Cougars, Fem Domme, Female Domination, MILFs, Sex Roles on Jun 4th, 2008 No Comments »
Could you handle being a sex puppet for a day? Or maybe even a week or a year? Okay, a year would probably wear you out and you’d want to get about the business of normal life once and for all. But maybe we could stretch it to a month.
Angela St. Lawrence (Zen Fetish)
Posted in Adultery, Celebrity on Jun 3rd, 2008 No Comments »
According to my sister, the expert novelist Jackie Collins, most men stray. And sex doesn’t mean anything to most men. But I wouldn’t date a man who slept around. Absolutely not. I’ve divorced people for that.
Joan Collins
Posted in About Women, Feminist, Observation on Jun 2nd, 2008 No Comments »
It matters more what’s in a woman’s face than what’s on it.
Claudette Colbert
Posted in Authors, Culture, Philosophical on Jun 1st, 2008 No Comments »
At the core of the [sexual revolution] struggle was the issue of who controls sex — the church (through bully pulpit and the concept of sin and damnation), the state (through lawbook and prison), or the individual (through courage, curiosity, freedom and choice).
James R. Petersen