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Archive for April, 2008

In a game …

In a game, its only cheating if you get caught. In a relationship, its only cheating if you’re married.
Leah Harris

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Terms like Female Domination, Female Supremacy, and Female Superiority were all coined by men, as they tried to explain their desires toward the female gender.
Elise Sutton

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Chinese Proverb

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It has been asked why men are so often hesitant around a forward woman. Perhaps it’s that women are so often content to nip at the edges of sex. We can never be certain what anything means. Sometimes a kiss is just a chocolate confection — sweet and delightful and forgotten in an instant.
Lex Conrad […]

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My sweet naughty girl.  I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your cunt in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts […]

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Behind every successful woman there is a man…or two.
A. Nonny Mouse

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Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.
Ian Fleming

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I am neither a homosexual nor a eunuch, nor have I ever taken any vows of chastity.
Paul Getty

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It is very easy for me to pick up girls. I always think of it as one of my talents. My cute dog always draws them in as well.
Tatum Reed (I Love PopWhore)

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Oh Chief, I want …

Oh Chief, I want your hot man chowder!

South Park — Mrs. Cartman (Cartman’s Mom Is A Dirty Slut)

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Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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You think I want …

You think I want to have kids? Absolutely not.  That’s why I stick to anal sex.
Monty as Ryan Reynolds in ( Waiting)

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How d’you do, I see you’ve met my faithful handyman
He’s just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don’t get strung out by the way that I look,
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I’m one hell of […]

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And on the third day …

And on the third day God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.    And the homosexuals.  Amen.“
Home-schooled boy (Graham Kartna) in Mean Girls

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Always, in the back of my mind, I knew that no matter how friendly I was with a regular customer, our relationship had a time stamp on it.  Eventually my pussy would become as boring to them as their wives’ and girlfriends’ and they’d move on.
College Call Girl

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What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my humps,
Humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps,
My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely little humps (Check it out)
I drive these fuckers crazy,
I have do it on the daily,
They […]

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Every time we liberate a woman, we liberate a man.
Margaret Mead

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Specializing in FemDom, BDSM or even Erotic Humiliation does not justify a lack of manners on the part of the provider. Rudeness is not domination, it is crudeness. And actually reflects a lack of superiority, sophistication and talent.
Angela St. Lawrence (Blistered Lips)

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The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth.
Germaine Greer

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You mustn’t force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex.
Mary McCarthy

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If you want a lover
Ill do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
Ill wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
Im your man
If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you […]

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Females have a power over men. It is within you and you just need to release it. If you will release this dominant female power within you, you will have men begging to serve you.
Elise Sutton

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If lesbians were purple, none would be admitted to respected places. But if all lesbians suddenly turned purple today, society would be surprised at the number of purple people in high places.
Shirley Abbott

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It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to see other people.
Axl Rose

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It is not a question of sex at all, it is using power and another human being as an object.

Eva Biaudet (on prostitution)

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Men and women can never be friends, the sex thing always gets in the way.

Billy Crystal, (When Harry Met Sally)

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I’ve been really tryin’, baby
Tryin’ to hold back this feelin’ for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh, come on
Whoo, let’s get it on
Ah, babe, let’s get it on
Let’s love, baby
Let’s get it on, sugar
Let’s get it on
Whoo-ooh-ooh
We’re all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we got to […]

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One of the benefits of being a woman is the ability to go out without any money. When I’m broke, I pretty much figure that as long as I can scrounge enough change for the first beer, some guy(s) will keep me in booze for the rest of my night out.
College Call Girl

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Marriage is a legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other… until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard

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The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.
Roseanne Barr.

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