Pardon My French

DO allow me to spend a couple of minutes getting to know you.

DO tell me what turns you on. I’m not a mind reader… no matter how much I wish I were.

DO tell me if I’m taking your fantasy in a direction you don’t like. If you need every detail to be just what you imagine, you’ll need to share those details with me. When you fantasize it may be about 3 sexy wood nymphs wearing plaid panties while dancing a jig. If that’s important to you and you haven’t told me, I may start talking about 5 water nymphs wearing polka dots doing the Twist. See how disastrous that could be? *grin*

DON’T hang up on me right before you cum. Some people feel guilty about phone sex as if it were a bad thing. I consider it the ultimate in safe sex. If it makes you feel bad, don’t do it. For me these types of disconnects are a bit like reading a wonderful book and finding out someone ripped out the last page. Quite a letdown. I WANT to hear you… I want to know that I “done good.”

DO lighten up. Have fun. This is adult “entertainment”. Be in a good mood, dim the lights, have a drink or two. It’s okay if we laugh a little, cry a little or even discuss our day.

DO feel free to email me or send me an instant message. I will not “cyber” with you, but I love to chat and if you have an elaborate fantasy or just want to make sure I’m knowledgable enough about your particular fetish … by all means, just ask.

DO realize that you can open up to me. You can say things to me that you can’t tell anyone else. I don’t judge…I don’t criticize. I’m here to listen to you. You have my undivided attention. I live alone so you will never hear anyone talking in the background. You will also never hear the t.v. or me typing on my computer. I take all calls in my bedroom with the door shut. Not even those pesky Jehova’s Witnesses can bother us.

DON’T think this is a dating service. I am not going to tell you where I live or give you my personal phone number.

HOW TO HAVE GREAT PHONE SEX, by Abby Licks (Lusting Hearts)