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Archive for March, 2008

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich

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DO allow me …

DO allow me to spend a couple of minutes getting to know you.
DO tell me what turns you on. I’m not a mind reader… no matter how much I wish I were.
DO tell me if I’m taking your fantasy in a direction you don’t like. If you need every detail to be […]

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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp

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I think all guys have doubts about their heterosexuality at some time in their life. Especially the times they’re touching another guy’s penis.
Jim Rosenberg

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I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
George Carlin

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Some mornings …

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Emo Phillips

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I failed my audition …

I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: Enter Juliet from the rear.
Lester Stevens

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The drive to

The drive to propagate our race has also propagated a lot of other things.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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I’m suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together.
Shere Hite

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