I find good grammar …
February 5, 2008 by Angela St. Lawrence
I find good grammar sexy. There’s something about a properly honed turn of phrase that can make me a bit damp around the lacy bits, sometimes even if the sentiment expressed is profoundly lacking in apparent sensuality. Grammar, you see, is nothing more than a set of rules that order discourse, and in that way, it’s just a slender shade away from other human endeavors bounded by agreed-upon rules. Like tango, say, or BDSM.
Chelsea G. Summers (in a pervert’s guide to good grammar: part 1, commas)