There is one thing…
Posted in Adultery, Funny, Man Speak on Dec 31st, 2007 No Comments »
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
Steve Martin
Archive for December, 2007
The beloved…
Posted in Fetish, Love on Dec 30th, 2007 No Comments »
The beloved is the ultimate fetish.
Mason Cooley
So lust, thought to…
Posted in Literature, Lust on Dec 29th, 2007 No Comments »
So lust, thought to a radiant angel link’d,
Will sate itself in a celestial bed
And prey on garbage.
William Shakespeare (Hamlet)
There are thousands…
Posted in Bloggers, Fantasy, Fem Domme, Female Domination, Observation, Phone Sex on Dec 28th, 2007 No Comments »
There are thousands of kinky men - masochists, fetishists, humiliation aficionados - who can pretend to be submissive in exactly the ways they want to be, to someone they’re paying to give them only the domination they can handle.
In a pro role our preferences conveniently match up with theirs and we’ll […]
He was 6′4″ and…
Posted in Bloggers, Funny, Lust, Men & Women, Relationships, hmmm... on Dec 27th, 2007 No Comments »
He was 6′4″ and his penis was on the small side. He was a premature ejaculator and he had this song playing on his website. He was big and hairy and ridiculous and I loved every lie he told me. When I expressed interest in humping his assault rifle, he followed […]
Not unsurprisingly …
Posted in Culture, Men & Women, Observation, Opinion, Philosophical, Relationships, hmmm... on Dec 26th, 2007 No Comments »
Not unsurprisingly, it really twitches my skirt when people apply generalizations to sex and relationships. It causes me physical pain when I consider the paucity of logic behind many accepted sex truisms. Why do we continue to believe that having sex on a first date is the relationship equivalent of walking under a ladder while […]
don’t tell me…
Posted in Fem Domme, Poetry, Woman Speak, hmmm... on Dec 25th, 2007 No Comments »
don’t tell me
that i’m your perfect girl,
or call me babe, or honey, or sweetheart
for christ’s sake, get a grip
keep your sticky fingers to yourself
take your heart off your sleeve
and stick your dick back into your pants
Angela St. Lawrence (Blistered Lips)
Nothing in our culture…
Posted in Authors, Funny, Man Speak, Observation on Dec 24th, 2007 No Comments »
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
Quentin Crisp
It’s better to be black…
Posted in Funny, Homosexuality on Dec 23rd, 2007 No Comments »
It’s better to be black than gay because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your mother.
Charles Pierce
My classmates would…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Dec 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
Emo Philips
They don’t call me…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Dec 21st, 2007 No Comments »
They don’t call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing.
Sen. Ted Kennedy
For all the fuss we make…
Posted in Bloggers, Erotic, Lust, Observation on Dec 20th, 2007 No Comments »
For all the fuss we make about sex — the oral, the penetrative, the games — if the kiss isn’t there, it’s hard to find real satisfaction in the rest of it.
Smut and Steff