Life is like a dick…
June 8, 2007 by Angela St. Lawrence
Life is like a dick. When it’s hard you get screwed; when it’s soft you can’t beat it.
The Professor (Phone Sex Client)
Sexy Quotes by Category
Sexy Quotes by Month
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Recenty Quoted
- Whatever the fetish …
- That’s the point …
- When I spanked her …
- Mean girls …
- I may have been a virgin …
- Dip me in chocolate …
- Oh, Richie, fuck me …
- I can’t believe Californians …
- There is an old song that …
- Lust is what makes you …
- It doesn’t matter …
- The ass is such a common part …
- Here’s the thing …
- Let’s get rid of Infirmary Feminism …
- Men want sex …
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Under The Bed