We have reason to believe…
Posted in Funny, Woman Speak on Jun 30th, 2007 No Comments »
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily Tomlin
Archive for June, 2007
What they love to yield…
Posted in Enlightenment on Jun 28th, 2007 No Comments »
What they love to yield they would often rather have stolen. Rough seduction delights them, the boldness of near rape is a compliment.
Ovid
Between two evils…
Posted in Funny, Woman Speak on Jun 25th, 2007 No Comments »
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West (Klondike Annie)
I am shinier than you…
Posted in Woman Speak on Jun 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
I am shinier than you. Therefore I must hit you with stuff.
Goddess Alexandra
Lead me not…
Posted in Funny, Woman Speak on Jun 16th, 2007 No Comments »
Lead me not into temptation: I can find the way myself.
Rita Mae Brown
MALE, n.
Posted in hmmm... on Jun 14th, 2007 No Comments »
MALE, n.  A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex.  The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man.  The genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers
Ambrose Bierce (The Devil’s Dictionary)
Some men spend a lifetime…
Posted in Man Speak on Jun 9th, 2007 No Comments »
Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women. Others pre-occupy themselves with somewhat simpler tasks, such as understanding the theory of relativity.
Albert Einstein
Life is like a dick…
Posted in Man Speak on Jun 8th, 2007 No Comments »
Life is like a dick.  When it’s hard you get screwed; when it’s soft you can’t beat it.
The Professor
There is nothing wrong…
Posted in Funny on Jun 5th, 2007 No Comments »
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex . . . People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Elton John