If God wanted us to be naked…
Posted in Woman Speak on May 10th, 2007 No Comments »
If God wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?
Shannen Doherty
Archive for May, 2007
No firelight or white lace hankies…
Posted in Woman Speak on May 9th, 2007 No Comments »
No firelight or white lace hankies for me–just a labia ring and thou art mine. So much more serious than a sweater pin, a thousand times more erotic than a wedding band. It’s an emblem of sexual possession and empowerment all in the same tiny circle of stainless steel.
Susie Bright
The cable TV sex channels…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on May 8th, 2007 No Comments »
The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people and don’t come in clearly enough.
Bill Maher
My girlfriend always laughs…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on May 7th, 2007 No Comments »
My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she’s reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
It’s not the men in my life…
Posted in Funny, Woman Speak on May 6th, 2007 No Comments »
It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.
Mae West
Bigamy is having…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak, Marriage on May 5th, 2007 No Comments »
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde