Pardon My French

A woman is closest to being naked when she is well dressed.
Coco Chanel

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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.
Henry Miller

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I’m a great lover.  I’ll bet.
Emo Philips

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Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation, the other 8 are unimportant.
Henry Miller

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Dude! Cartman, look: Your mom is on the cover of  Crack Whore magazine.
Kyle (South Park)

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Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
Marquis De Sade

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What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
Susan Sontag

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Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.
Charles Baudelaire

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1. SMURF SEX: This happens during the honeymoon period. You both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.
2. KITCHEN SEX: This is the beginning of the marriage. You’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. BEDROOM SEX: You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you’ve got to do […]

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There are two types of women:  Those who want power in the world, and those who want power in the bedroom.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

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Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
C.S. Lewis

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I want you to read my mind and do to me what is written in there.
Delirium

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