If you were a new hamburger …
Posted in Pick-Up Lines on Apr 30th, 2007 No Comments »
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
Archive for April, 2007
Being a writer in a library …
Posted in Authors, Castration on Apr 29th, 2007 No Comments »
I’m a very committed wife.
Posted in Cinema, Marriage on Apr 28th, 2007 No Comments »
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Elizabeth Taylor
An orgasm is just …
Posted in Celebrity, Observation, Orgasms on Apr 27th, 2007 No Comments »
An orgasm is just a reflex like a sneeze.
Dr Ruth Westheimer
It take many nails …
Posted in Birth Control, Funny, Observation, Proverb on Apr 26th, 2007 No Comments »
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Chinese Proverb
Loneliness is a good thing …
Posted in Relationships, Television, hmmm... on Apr 25th, 2007 No Comments »
Loneliness is a good thing to share with someone.
Coach (Cheers)
These people abstain …
Posted in Observation, Opinion, Philosophical, hmmm... on Apr 24th, 2007 No Comments »
These people abstain, it is true: but the bitch Sensuality glares enviously out of all they do.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Being from a very proper …
Posted in Fantasy, Pornography, Woman Speak on Apr 23rd, 2007 No Comments »
Being from a very proper white conservative background it was always a fantasy of mine to allow a group of thugs from the west coast gangbang crew to have their way with me.
Tatum Reed (I Love PopWhore)
What does one want …
Posted in Authors, Intercourse, Philosophical on Apr 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act? That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you…every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.
Marquis De Sade
Excuse me, but did you …
Posted in Pick-Up Lines on Apr 21st, 2007 No Comments »
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
I think it quite likely that …
Posted in Cinema, Culture, Pornography on Apr 20th, 2007 No Comments »
I think it quite likely that there is no such thing as good pornography. If it’s good, then it’s not pornography.
Vincent Canby
Women should be …
Posted in About Women, Authors, Enlightenment, Feminization, Poetry on Apr 19th, 2007 No Comments »
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.
Maya Angelou
All the boys need …
Posted in About Men, Cinema, Funny, Man Speak, Men & Women, Observation on Apr 18th, 2007 No Comments »
All the boys need to feel like they’re Marco Fucking Polo when it comes to sex.
Hooper X (Dwight Ewell) in Chasing Amy
When I see the elaborate …
Posted in About Women, Fem Domme, Feminist, Observation, Woman Speak on Apr 17th, 2007 No Comments »
When I see the elaborate study and ingenuity displayed by women in the pursuit of trifles, I feel no doubt of their capacity for the most herculean undertakings.
Julia Ward Howe
If you’ve ever been stuck …
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Homosexuality on Apr 16th, 2007 No Comments »
If you’ve ever been stuck on a long layover — and who hasn’t? — then you can certainly understand how somebody would want to spice it up by getting laid. Public restrooms have always been used as gay cruising grounds, and now that most airports have WiFi horny travellers use craigslist to set up their […]
There’s nothing either …
Posted in Literature, Observation, Opinion, Philosophical, hmmm... on Apr 15th, 2007 No Comments »
There’s nothing either good or bad … but thinking makes it so!
William Shakespeare
Women and cats …
Posted in Authors, Funny, Men & Women, Sex Battles on Apr 14th, 2007 No Comments »
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
You don’t have …
Posted in Activist, Authors, Transgender on Apr 13th, 2007 No Comments »
You don’t have a pronoun for me yet.
Holly Boswell
Here’s a limerick written …
Posted in Limericks, Sex Work, Sexy Words on Apr 12th, 2007 No Comments »
Here is a limerick written
By a reader who finds himself smitten
By Angela’s prose
And the passion she shows
In the things that she writes for sex-kitten.
In person, her talk must be racy.
Her underwear, no doubt, is lacy.
But sexier still
Are the words from her quill,
Which she publishes now, thanks to Gracie.
Some people like leather, I’ve heard.
By some, domination’s […]
I profess not to know how women’s hearts …
Posted in Authors, Man Speak, Relationships, Romance on Apr 11th, 2007 No Comments »
I profess not to know how women’s hearts are wooed and won. To me they have always been matters of riddle and admiration.
Washington Irving (The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow)
The orgasm has …
Posted in Observation, Orgasms, hmmm... on Apr 10th, 2007 No Comments »
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.
Malcolm Muggeridge
I have too many fantasies …
Posted in Cinema, Fantasy, Sex Roles on Apr 9th, 2007 No Comments »
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
Marilyn Monroe
Educate a boy …
Posted in About Women, Proverb on Apr 8th, 2007 No Comments »
Educate a boy, and you educate and individual. Educate a girl, and you educate a community.
African proverb
Pornagraphy is the attempt …
Posted in Authors, Pornography on Apr 7th, 2007 No Comments »
If we want to be …
Posted in Authors, Love on Apr 6th, 2007 No Comments »
If we want to be sincere, we must admit that there is a well-nourished love and an ill-nourished love. And the rest is literature.
Colette
I only like two kinds of men …
Posted in Cinema, Funny, Woman Speak on Apr 5th, 2007 No Comments »
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Mae West
When a man give his opinion …
Posted in Men & Women, Observation, Sex Battles on Apr 4th, 2007 No Comments »
When a man gives his opinion he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion she’s a bitch.
Bette Davis
What do woman …
Posted in About Women, Funny, Men & Women, Television on Apr 3rd, 2007 No Comments »
What do women want? The same things as men, only in prettier colors.
Northern Exposure
Whoever called it …
Posted in Celebrity, Funny on Apr 2nd, 2007 No Comments »
Anyone who feels …
Posted in Proverb, Sex Work on Apr 1st, 2007 No Comments »
Anyone who feels that it is immoral to pay someone to pretend to care about you has no business flying first class.
Polish Proverb