I almost had …
Posted in Celebrity, Dating, Funny, Relationships on Nov 30th, 2006 No Comments »
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Steven Wright
Archive for November, 2006
I will not play Tug O’ War …
Posted in Poetry, Polyamory on Nov 29th, 2006 No Comments »
I will not play Tug O’ War,
I’d rather play Hug O’ War;
Where everyone hugs, instead of tugs,
And everyone giggles and rolls on the rug.
Where everyone kisses,
and everyone grins;
everyone cuddles,
and everyone wins.
Shel Silverstein
Women who love women …
Posted in hmmm... on Nov 28th, 2006 No Comments »
Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.
Rita Mae Brown
My favourite thing about …
Posted in Culture, Pornography on Nov 27th, 2006 No Comments »
My favourite thing about being a naughty pop culture pornographer is interacting with my fans.
Tatum Reed
Before I met my husband …
Posted in Celebrity, Funny, Love, Marriage on Nov 26th, 2006 No Comments »
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner
No brake should be applied …
Posted in Authors, Passion, Philosophical on Nov 25th, 2006 No Comments »
No brake should be applied to passion ; when the appetites speak, they must be heard.
Marquis de Sade
It was the kind of kiss …
Posted in Authors, kissing on Nov 24th, 2006 No Comments »
It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life.
— Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
You’re so fine …
Posted in Pick-Up Lines on Nov 23rd, 2006 No Comments »
You’re so fine that you make me want to go out and get a job.
A birth control pill for men …
Posted in Birth Control on Nov 22nd, 2006 No Comments »
A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
Unknown
It is woman’s destiny …
Posted in Fem Domme, Female Domination, Feminist on Nov 21st, 2006 No Comments »
It is woman’s destiny to rule men. Not to serve them, flatter them, or hang on them for guidance. Nor to insult them, demean them, or stereotype them as oppressors.
Camille Paglia
If you want your wife …
Posted in Fem Domme, Female Domination, Marriage on Nov 20th, 2006 No Comments »
If you want your wife to be a Goddess, worship her.
Clairette de Longvilliers
Love will not be constrained …
Posted in Authors, Literature, Love on Nov 19th, 2006 No Comments »
Love will not be constrained by mastery; when mastery comes, the God of love at once beats his wings, and farewell — he is gone.
Chaucer
Ah, women …
Posted in Man Speak, Men & Women, Philosophical on Nov 18th, 2006 No Comments »
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Playful spankings occur …
Posted in Definitions, Spanking on Nov 17th, 2006 No Comments »
Playful spankings occur with laughing and/or light topics of conversation. Often it includes baby talk but not always. This is the style most often seen at open parties because the mood is light and it invites others to take part, sometimes using “spanking games.” In playful situations the submissive often converts to a loving “brat,” […]
Whenever a man …
Posted in About Men, Authors on Nov 16th, 2006 No Comments »
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
Oscar Wilde
I’m supposed to have …
Posted in About Women, Celebrity, Man Speak on Nov 15th, 2006 No Comments »
I’m supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I’ve flunked more often than not. I’m very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don’t understand them.
Frank Sinatra
Don’t you know …
Posted in Pick-Up Lines on Nov 14th, 2006 No Comments »
Don’t you know me from somewhere?
In man, mortal sins are …
Posted in Men & Women, Proverb, Sex Battles, Sexism on Nov 13th, 2006 No Comments »
In man, mortal sins are venial; in woman, venial sins are mortal.
Italian Proverb
Men know they are …
Posted in About Men, Desire, Feminist, Lust on Nov 12th, 2006 No Comments »
Men know they are sexual exiles. They wander the earth seeking satisfaction, craving and despising, never content. There is nothing in that anguished motion for women to envy.
Camille Paglia
I lost my phone number …
Posted in Pick-Up Lines on Nov 11th, 2006 No Comments »
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
The frankest …
Posted in Advice, Authors, Love on Nov 10th, 2006 No Comments »
The frankest and freest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter; the writer gets his limitless freedom of statement and expression from his sense that no stranger is going to see what he is writing.
Mark Twain
Sex on television …
Posted in Funny, Television on Nov 9th, 2006 No Comments »
Really, sex and laughter …
Posted in hmmm... on Nov 8th, 2006 No Comments »
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
Hermione Gingold
Sure God created man before …
Posted in Funny, Men & Women on Nov 7th, 2006 No Comments »
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.
Unknown
Sex should be …
Posted in Funny, Intercourse, Proverb on Nov 6th, 2006 No Comments »
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys. It’s more sanitary.
Polish Proverb
The deeper the love …
Posted in Authors, Love on Nov 5th, 2006 No Comments »
The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.
Mark Twain
A kiss …
Posted in Authors, Observation, hmmm... on Nov 4th, 2006 No Comments »
A kiss may ruin a human life.
Oscar Wilde
There is nothing on this earth …
Posted in Cinema, Fem Domme, Female Domination, Funny, Kink on Nov 3rd, 2006 No Comments »
There is nothing on this earth sexier – believe me, gentlemen — than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote em all, I say. Because this is true: if you haven’t gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well you’re just letting the best in life pass you by. Of course, my […]
I think it’s about time …
Posted in Culture, Feminist, Funny on Nov 2nd, 2006 No Comments »
I think it’s about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we’ve been voting for boobs long enough.
Clarie Sargent
Desire most wants what …
Posted in Authors, Bloggers, Erotic, Lust on Nov 1st, 2006 No Comments »
Desire most wants what it thinks it can’t have, and therefore “prudish” conventions — by seeming to hold things out of reach — are precisely what invest them with erotic intensity.
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