You know “that look”…
Posted in Funny, Man Speak on May 19th, 2006 No Comments »
You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin
Archive for May, 2006
Universal manhood suffrage…
Posted in Woman Speak, hmmm... on May 18th, 2006 No Comments »
Universal manhood suffrage, by establishing an aristocracy of sex, imposes upon the women of this nation a more absolute and cruel despotism than monarchy; in that, woman finds a political master in her father, husband, brother, son. The aristocracies of the old world are based upon birth, wealth, refinement, education, nobility, […]
Drinking when we are not thirsty…
Posted in Man Speak, hmmm... on May 6th, 2006 No Comments »
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from the other animals.
Pierre de Beaumarchais, Le Marriage de Figaro
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Whip me…
Posted in BDSM, Funny on May 4th, 2006 No Comments »
Whip me, beat me, come all over me, tell me you love me. Then get the fuck out.
anonymous
There are a number of mechanical devices…
Posted in Funny, hmmm... on May 3rd, 2006 No Comments »
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
~Lynn Lavner
The weirdest sexual position…
Posted in Funny, Marriage on May 1st, 2006 No Comments »
The weirdest sexual position I’ve ever been in definitely has to be: “Go stand on your head in the closet while I fuck your friend.”
Mike Ranston