Posted in Funny, Man Speak on Dec 30th, 2005 No Comments »
They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I’ve been thinking positively about my neighbor’s 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife’s negative thoughts are interfering.
Maurizio Mariotti
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Posted in hmmm... on Dec 28th, 2005 No Comments »
Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Jacques Anatole Thibault.
Posted in Enlightenment, hmmm... on Dec 21st, 2005 No Comments »
The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform.
Alfred Kinsey
Posted in hmmm... on Dec 16th, 2005 No Comments »
Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.
Gershon Legman
Posted in Funny, Woman Speak, hmmm... on Dec 10th, 2005 No Comments »
Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
Dorothy Parker
Posted in Enlightenment, hmmm... on Dec 7th, 2005 No Comments »
The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex.
 Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer