Pardon My French

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.
Karl Kraus

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Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Charles Bukowski

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No doubt the most fascinating cock stat to emerge from current research is the controversial thesis by Dr. Rushton that penis size and brain power are inversely related. You’ve all heard the phrase “more balls than brain” — apparently it may really be a biological axiom. Guys with big dicks tend to be dumber than […]

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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
George Carlin

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For women… bras, panties, bathing suits, and other stereotypical gear are visual reminders of a commercial, idealized feminine image that our real and diverse female bodies can’t possibly fit. Without these visual references, each individual woman’s body demands to be accepted on its own terms. We stop being comparatives. We […]

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BDSM is sex with my eyes open.
Virginia Barker

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I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.”  What am I, a microwave?
Beverly Mickins

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There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think
there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I
know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld

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March isn’t the only thing that’s in like a lion, out like a lamb.
Anonymous

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